I like my women how I like my hot dogs: mechanically separated.
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008Ugh. Too lazy for a real post. I’m just gonna copy Friday and make a list of various goings-on. Only mine has numbers instead of bullet-points. That’s how goddamn original I am.
- Well, ECC was fucking fabulous. I only made it on Saturday since I had to work on Sunday, but I stuck around a while to make it worth it. I’ll post my con pictures in another post, I think. My spoils of con are as follows: (1) Questionable Content shirt that reads, “Clearly I have made some bad decisions”; (1) Penny Arcade shirt of the Fruit Fucker; (1) Penny Arcade poster; (1) adorably retro shirt of Batman and Robin.
- JAAAAAAAMES.
- I saw IRON MAN with Nat-Attack on–what was it, Friday or Thursday night? My God it was un-fucking-believable. We’ve already made plans to see it again this Thursday with Jessica from the bookstore. Tomorrow we’re seeing Prince Caspian, though. I haven’t felt like going to the theatres much this last year, but now I’m completely pumped to get back in the habit! Movies are AWESOME.
- On a similar note: I am retardedly excited about the next Batman movie. Shitfuck. Today I bought that creepy “Why so serious?” poster with the Joker writing in what could be red paint, maybe blood, or even red lipstick. I mean, really. It’s the Joker. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S UP TO. I’m currently in the process of downloading Batman Begins because I never got around to seeing it sooner.
- Man, Robert Downey Jr looked really awesome in Iron Man. Just saying. (Really awesome.)
- Today I discovered that police auction websites are strangely addictive. I spent ten bucks on what might or might not be a real diamond ring. Somehow I sincerely doubt it, but I’m a goddamned girl, and girls, much like crows, adore glittery things. Real or not, IT’S SPARKLY.
- I joined a gym. A gym. With people lifting weights and eating powerbars and getting all gross and sweaty! My doctor recommended I join one to lose the weight I gained when I went on medication, and now I’m actually very excited about it. For now I’d be happy just to lose the 15 pounds I’ve gained in the last six months but if I stick with it, I’d love to get down to, I don’t know, maybe a size ten? I’m still young, it’s possible!
- In the past two days I’ve been hit on by three different guys. Although it’s entirely likely they did it on a dare from their buddies (this has so happened to me more than once), it still made me smile.
- I’m hungry.
- I finally got through my writer’s block by cheating on Conrad and writing Greed instead. Damnit. Of course it makes sense that the story I’ve been developing for fucking months would have to be put on hold for the story that exploded like a grenade in my brain last week. I love Greed Mackenzie. I’m just gonna sit over here and draw hearts around his name <3