As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

I seem to be in Las Vegas, Nevada. A city I had never considered worthy of a visit. Hell, I still don’t. I haven’t left the fucking airport. I can see the big, shiny, famous Las Vegas buildings from where I’m sitting right now. That’s close enough for me. Apparently it’s 99 degrees out there right now. “Right now” being two in the morning. What. the. shit. That can’t be natural.

6 AM cannot get here fast enough. I was only supposed to spend twenty minutes in Las Vegas, and after some totally bitchin’ mechanical failures on my plane in Seattle, I ended up missing my flight and got booked for one at 6 AM. Which was better than nothing, I suppose. I haven’t slept in about, hmmm, 40 hours? More. Definitely more. I want to try and sleep now, but this place is fucking creepy and there aren’t really many places to curl up. I also don’t really want to sleep since that means my laptop and camera would be defenseless. Scary.

I have one more detour before I hit Fort Lauderdale: Phoenix. I have no particular thoughts about Phoenix aside from, “probably hot”. Still, another city I’ve never been to. That’s kind of exciting, even if I’ll only be there for a short while. Hopefully I’ll have the time to grab a shirt. I bought one in Houston and Las Vegas, so I may as well get one for Phoenix too.

I’m mostly just babbling. It’s two now. I think I’m gonna go hobo it up under that bench across from me.

We were warm until we went to Hell.

6 Responses to “As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.”

  1. Nattypants Says:

    I bring you succor in your time of confusion and troubled air passage, in the form of: PENGUIN SWEATERS.
    http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm469/happy_chimera/penguinsthumbnail.jpg

  2. Friday Says:

    My poor darling.

    I love you attentively and without hairballs.

  3. Nattypants Says:

    NO WAIT THIS IS ALSO FOR YOU
    http://community.livejournal.com/robin_daily/112342.html

    what the shit inorite

  4. Ally Says:

    I love you guyz :<

    (MOTHER-HEN BATMAN IS NEVER NOT FUCKING HILARIOUS.)

  5. Nattypants Says:

    I give you more… things!

    http://superunderwearperverts.blogspot.com/2008/07/true-romance_19.html
    OH JESUS I CAN’T UNSEE IT

    http://i34.tinypic.com/2h3csqw.jpg
    Actually kind of adorable.

    http://duss005.blogspot.com/2008/07/welcome-to-gotham-city.html
    ACTUALLY HIDEOUSLY ADORABLE. (Wobin!)

    In conclusion, http://bp1.blogger.com/_DiZVSLjMG-g/SH40CFo9nZI/AAAAAAAATOo/j6F6uODFFrM/s1600-h/kittens_sparta.jpg

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