what the bloggery

Ugh. Too lazy for a real post. I’m just gonna copy Friday and make a list of various goings-on. Only mine has numbers instead of bullet-points. That’s how goddamn original I am.

1. Well, ECC was fucking fabulous. I only made it on Saturday since I had to work on Sunday, but I stuck around a while to make it worth it. I’ll post my con pictures in another post, I think. My spoils of con are as follows: (1) Questionable Content shirt that reads, “Clearly I have made some bad decisions”; (1) Penny Arcade shirt of the Fruit Fucker; (1) Penny Arcade poster; (1) adorably retro shirt of Batman and Robin.
2. JAAAAAAAMES.
3. I saw IRON MAN with Nat-Attack on–what was it, Friday or Thursday night? My God it was un-fucking-believable. We’ve already made plans to see it again this Thursday with Jessica from the bookstore. Tomorrow we’re seeing Prince Caspian, though. I haven’t felt like going to the theatres much this last year, but now I’m completely pumped to get back in the habit! Movies are AWESOME.
4. On a similar note: I am retardedly excited about the next Batman movie. Shitfuck. Today I bought that creepy “Why so serious?” poster with the Joker writing in what could be red paint, maybe blood, or even red lipstick. I mean, really. It’s the Joker. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S UP TO. I’m currently in the process of downloading Batman Begins because I never got around to seeing it sooner.
5. Man, Robert Downey Jr looked really awesome in Iron Man. Just saying. (Really awesome.)
6. Today I discovered that police auction websites are strangely addictive. I spent ten bucks on what might or might not be a real diamond ring. Somehow I sincerely doubt it, but I’m a goddamned girl, and girls, much like crows, adore glittery things. Real or not, IT’S SPARKLY.
7. I joined a gym. A gym. With people lifting weights and eating powerbars and getting all gross and sweaty! My doctor recommended I join one to lose the weight I gained when I went on medication, and now I’m actually very excited about it. For now I’d be happy just to lose the 15 pounds I’ve gained in the last six months but if I stick with it, I’d love to get down to, I don’t know, maybe a size ten? I’m still young, it’s possible!
8. In the past two days I’ve been hit on by three different guys. Although it’s entirely likely they did it on a dare from their buddies (this has so happened to me more than once), it still made me smile.
9. I’m hungry.
10. I finally got through my writer’s block by cheating on Conrad and writing Greed instead. Damnit. Of course it makes sense that the story I’ve been developing for fucking months would have to be put on hold for the story that exploded like a grenade in my brain last week. I love Greed Mackenzie. I’m just gonna sit over here and draw hearts around his name <3

Colin Mochrie is BATMAN!

I love Whose Line <3

I checked A Softer World this morning, and lo and behold, I found a link to this article that I am absolutely in love with. Villains are so very vogue.

The upcoming Batman movie will be the first one I’ve seen since the one with the very, uh, detailed suits—I think George Clooney was in it?—but I’m really looking forward to it. Mostly because I like it when famous pretty Hollywood stars play villains. Especially loony ones. I love the picture of Heath Ledger in the article, mostly because he looks like a deranged gay clown.

(…that was just too easy.)

I just finished watching the newest episode of Supernatural, and I only have one thing to say:

“Go! Go and be gay for that poor, dead intern!!”

Oh, Supernatural <3

p.s. It just occurred to me that “c” and “v” are right beside one another, so the word “incestigation” could totally be construed as an unfortunate and bizarre mistype. Unless you know me, of course.

I just got back from Zanadu, where I bought Fell and the first volume of 30 Days of Night. I spent my entire break looking at comics and, man, here’s to more expensive habits to support! I was supposed to meet some coworkers at 8 for drinks, but I’m out of work at 6 and I don’t want to come back to the U-District after going home. I think instead I shall stay home, curl up, and read 30 Days of Night <3

As a parting note, I love the awkward homosexual content on Whose Line:

Ryan Stiles: “I said to Colin, did you know that was me? He goes, yeah. I go, how did you know? He goes, I know your lips.”